Adrian Kempton-Cumber

Something for the Weekend – Le Crunch for Apple

Something for the Weekend – Le Crunch for Apple

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I know what you must be wondering. What sort of things do I ponder when I’m not thinking about the markets? Well, I’m glad you asked. Three things are playing on my mind. Why do magpies sound like someone shaking a box of matches? Why do pigeons’ wings sound like they need oiling, and how…

Something for the Weekend – Britain’s Got Telecom

Something for the Weekend – Britain’s Got Telecom

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It amazes me that people here are so absorbed by foreign politics but scarcely seem to engage with domestic politics at all. The Trump campaign is a classic example. I see countless retarded posts by Brits on Facebook saying things like “we’ve GOT to stop Trump getting elected”. I say retarded because, given the person…

My Favourite Options Brokers

My Favourite Options Brokers

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Following my article last month on Covered Call Writing we had a request from a reader to recommend some brokers that offer the services required. I wouldn’t claim to have an in depth knowledge of all the companies in the market place, but I can simply say which companies I use myself. Of course there…

Something for the Weekend – Brazil Reversed (Huge Gains)

Something for the Weekend – Brazil Reversed (Huge Gains)

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I expected the Rio 2016 opening ceremony to be a bit more Benny Hill than it was. Brazil is a country where gender stereotypes are revered. Femininity is celebrated, not denied like it often is here in Northern Europe. There’s a football league in the north east of Brazil where each team chooses a beauty…

Something for the Weekend – Coffee Sucks

Something for the Weekend – Coffee Sucks

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I remember a joke from the ‘80s that went along the lines of: “Why don’t pixies get pregnant? Because they only go to goblin parties.” I mention that now as there is going to be a goblin coffee shop in Paddington. The Fellatio Café will open in Praed St it seems, and will be using…

Something for the Weekend – Cracks in the DAX?

Something for the Weekend – Cracks in the DAX?

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Whether or not you have kids yourself, you almost certainly were one once. Birthday parties were something I looked forward to. You’d have your besties over on yours and hopefully they’d invite you to theirs. I hear that nowadays the PC brigade bullies parents into having their kids invite the whole class to avoid making…

Something for the Weekend – Working on the BlockChain Gang

Something for the Weekend – Working on the BlockChain Gang

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There are all kinds of products available to help us achieve things beyond our capabilities. From aeroplanes to recreational drugs. One I became aware of recently is a pair of fake breasts that a father can wear, filled with the mother’s breast milk, to feed the baby, thus creating a bond that fathers don’t normally…

How to Trade Global Warming

How to Trade Global Warming

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As seen in the latest issue of Master Investor Magazine It’s 100,000 years since the North Pole was ice free. The ice cap grows or shrinks on a daily basis, depending on the season, and you can watch it unfold if you want to at http://nsidc.org/arcticseaicenews/, where they have a daily updated image of the…

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