Evil Diaries

The Evil Diaries: “Dining rights for life”

The Evil Diaries: “Dining rights for life”

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I/my family own c. 250,000 Watchstone (WTG). Latish yesterday it emerged that a firm of solicitors, styled Your Legal Friend (hem hem), have submitted a claim against Watchstone for, essentially, the consequences of the actions of a previous board. WTG advise that the claims come to £9.4m and that they will in any event be…

The Evil Diaries: Watchstone, Orosur, Proxama and Mulberry

The Evil Diaries: Watchstone, Orosur, Proxama and Mulberry

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I am told that Watchstone (WTG), formerly Quindell, are in Court this afternoon with a view to getting permission to distribute the 90p a share as scheduled in the RNS of 9th November. I can’t see such permission being denied. So I bought another 50,000 WTG at 97p. I do not know how Hymex and…

The Evil Diaries: “I suppose they think this is comic”

The Evil Diaries: “I suppose they think this is comic”

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A long-time reader of the Diaries draws my attention to the following decision letter issued by the Financial Ombudsman. In essence the borrower, a Mrs H, an accountant no less and acquainted with finance (it is said), borrowed £90,000 to buy a duff property investment in Bulgaria (as one does). The mortgage broker has been…

The Evil Diaries: Corbyn, Pantheon and Lonmin

The Evil Diaries: Corbyn, Pantheon and Lonmin

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Cameron was a bit OTT calling Corbyn a terrorist-sympathiser. Of course, strictly speaking, Corbyn is just that – consider his form in relation to the IRA. But that was because he is sympathetic to Irish nationalism and its political consequences and, in any event, HMG had to and indeed did talk to the IRA. But…

The Evil Diaries: Lonmin and Churchill Mining

The Evil Diaries: Lonmin and Churchill Mining

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An unusual opportunity has arisen at Lonmin (LMI). It is raising circa £300m at 1p per share. The issue is underwritten. Curiously the nil paid (LMIN) stand at 0.03p offer, which, added to the 1p subscription price, gives an all in cost of 1.03p. This contrasts to the 1.25p or so at which the ordinary…

The Evil Diaries: “Little fish are sweet”

The Evil Diaries: “Little fish are sweet”

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Little fish are sweet (Chapter 94): It has always been hard to take African Potash (AFPO) seriously since its website is in material aspects identical to that of some other fertiliser business. This in turn raises the clear inference that AFPO’s management does not take originality seriously. However, this morning it transpires that they have…

The Evil Diaries: BCB and HSS

The Evil Diaries: BCB and HSS

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Little fish are sweet: I have been sat in BCB (BCB) for years. It’s Lord (Michael) Ashcroft’s Belizean toy bank. It reported last week, showing net assets of £38m as against a capitalisation at 7p of £7m. Further, annualising the first quarter’s results gives a profit expectation of £4.8m net of tax. Or put another…

The Evil Diaries: Plus 500 and HBOS

The Evil Diaries: Plus 500 and HBOS

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Not entirely surprisingly, the Plus 500 (PLUS) bid from Playtech has broken down since the FCA was not prepared to give PLUS clearance. Good old FCA (I never thought I’d write that). But the share price is barely changed down at 355p. Take PLUS’s declaration this morning that “Regulatory compliance capability has been strengthened.” One…

The Evil Diaries: RIP Jim Slater

The Evil Diaries: RIP Jim Slater

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Jim Slater has died, aged 86. I revelled in his friendship. A few years ago, the BBC featured a rather lurid documentary claiming that a number of financiers regularly gathered at The Clermont Club in a private dining room to organise the finances of British industry and commerce to suit themselves. This was nonsense as…