The Evil Diaries: Pantheon and Lakehouse

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The Evil Diaries: Pantheon and Lakehouse

If you have not yet seen this, Google for Brexit The Movie to see the argument as to why we must leave the EU. It’s only been out for four days.

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Pantheon (PANR) issued an interim operations update. No setbacks are announced and all seems to be progressing according to plans. Curiously, the share price is marginally off and stock is now to hand at around 145p. That seems cheap.

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I took a quick 4p out of Lakehouse (LAKE). I may have been a bit swift here since it is readily seen that a bid would settle matters.

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Finally, a Thomas Manning, 64 and an American, has had a remarkably successful penis transplant where the resultant attachment not merely operates as regards urinary function but also as regards sexual function.

I remember Tony Benn joking about penis extension advertisements/opportunities offered on the internet as an example of the triumph of human hope over reasonable expectation. But Mr Manning shows that science moves onwards and possibly upwards. It is of course necessary to recruit a donor upon the latter’s presumably unhappy, because premature, demise but since it is well known that black penises are on average larger than caucasian offerings one does wonder whether two-tone conversions will emerge as commonplace.

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