Evil Knievil: Sex for the over-60s

Yesterday a longstanding chum looked in. He was wearing an unusual mask in that it featured ten coupling positions from the Kama Sutra. I said that I was not surprised since he has always sought to be close to the action.

He also had another mask but this one is so vivid that, since this column is for the eyes of all the family, I will not detail it. Suffice to remark that Continentals are extremely imaginative. I expect it’s the cheeses what do it.

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Last Thursday I spoke at length to Richard Robinow of REA (LON:RE.). He is extremely bright and a Senior Wrangler from his Cambridge days. He also dealt with an infection of Covid-19 eight months ago and is now, as am I, 74. He is fighting fit and is off to Indonesia for Christmas where his son, Luke, attends to RE.’s interests. Things are going very well. I have no idea why the ordinaries are down at 60p. They should be at least 100p.

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Book review: Rush out and buy a copy of Kiss Myself Goodbye by Ferdinand Mount. He was in Mrs Thatcher’s power unit thirty-five years ago and is reliable. KMG covers his aunt Munca, a flat out liar all her life. This book will astonish its readers. Just £15 from Bloomsbury.

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Gabriel Grego of Quintessential published a further amazing piece yesterday concerning Penumbra (NYSE:PEN) and zonked the price down another $25 to about $200. This price should be much lower. It is just that Gabriel’s ability has yet to be recognised. This gives readers plenty of time in which to profit.

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Finally, I am campaigning to ban the signing off of missives with ‘Kind Regards’. This is an insincere and patronising appendage. ‘Yours faithfully’ and ‘Yours sincerely’ serve very well and have stood the test of time.

Yer old pal,

Knievil