Evil Diaries

The Evil Diaries: Phosphorus Bonds and William Hill

The Evil Diaries: Phosphorus Bonds and William Hill

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Rather more than a year ago I here considered Phosphorus bonds. These were issued by that company which itself served as a holding company for Phones4U. Shortly after the £200m fundraise that very sum was sent up to its very own holding company BC Partners. And not long after that the entire structure collapsed. Even…

The Evil Diaries: Orosur, Geiger Counter and Pantheon

The Evil Diaries: Orosur, Geiger Counter and Pantheon

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Orosur (OMI) reported this morning in respect of the year ended 31st May 2016. Debt is now well under control and, of course, since the year end, trading conditions have considerably improved. The profit declared may be rather paltry but it has the merit that it includes a lot of writing down of equipment long…

The Evil Diaries: A Major Advantage

The Evil Diaries: A Major Advantage

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The chairman was in a very good mood yesterday afternoon when remarking on Team GB’s stunning incidence of success in Rio. He sees that this indicates that we’ll do very well once freed of the EU’s shackles. I do not know what is the cause and the effect considered in these remarks but there is…

The Evil Diaries: The Person from Porlock

The Evil Diaries: The Person from Porlock

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As some readers know, the Person from Porlock came to Coleridge’s door as he was writing Kubla Khan. The interruption caused Coleridge to lose his train of thought with disastrous circumstances. I am a little sceptical of this since some years ago I dreamt an absolutely rollicking farce along the lines of the best Noel…

The Evil Diaries: Beximco Pharma, William Hill & Pantheon

The Evil Diaries: Beximco Pharma, William Hill & Pantheon

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Dame Lowell Goddard‘s resignation is in a sense mildly comic. The first two birds, Butler-Sloss and Woolf, were compelled to leave since the leaders of the allegedly abused insisted B-S and W were not impartial since they had had past associations of a very limited nature with those who could potentially be accused or interviewed…

The Evil Diaries: Justice for Tom Hayes!

The Evil Diaries: Justice for Tom Hayes!

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Readers will recall comments made here a few months ago concerning Tom Hayes, who is in jail pursuant to his Libor-rigging trial. He suffers from Asperger’s (a condition which itself raises questions) but is assisted by his wife, Sarah, who is clearly a brick. In today’s Times he writes an open letter to Harry (Wilson,…

The Evil Diaries: Debts of Honour

The Evil Diaries: Debts of Honour

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Cameron has continued in character by awarding his accomplices resignation honours. One of them has got good legs. The others have not displayed their legs for clearance by me. However, Sir Desmond Swayne MP advises that these honours are a “relatively light way of paying off debts of honour”. But it should be noted that…

The Evil Diaries: “all in all, it’s a fair bet”

The Evil Diaries: “all in all, it’s a fair bet”

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Clearly, the market’s view is that William Hill (WMH) is not going out at 360p. This has enabled me to buy 35,000 at 314p this morning. There must be monopoly enquiry fears if a bidder steps up to the plate and where it is already deeply involved in the British betting business. But there are…

The Evil Diaries: BHS, William Hill and Watchstone

The Evil Diaries: BHS, William Hill and Watchstone

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Frank Field is potty. How could he possibly claim that Green is worse than Maxwell? Maxwell engaged in fraudulent accounting and stole from Maxwell Communications and Mirror Group pension funds. There is no suggestion whatsoever that Green has so behaved. About two years ago Green realised that BHS was a hopeless case. He could have…

The Evil Diaries: FastJet, ARM and Mulberry

The Evil Diaries: FastJet, ARM and Mulberry

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I may be going mad in that the £13m fundraise through new equity at 50p at FastJet (FJET) (with, it must be added, a warrant to subscribe at 30.5p for each share acquired in the placing) is said to be so arranged – i.e. at a colossal premium to the current price of 35p –…